Some nights I'm really lonely

I hate being lonely.

Watching Bill O'Reilly on Conan

I hope Bill shows up on the The Daily Show soon. Conan is spanking him--I'd love to see what Jon Stuart could do to him.

I shall make sugar cookies now

It won't be easy, and it won't be fun, but it's Christmas, and so it must be done.

I just awnt to say

I've never, ever been able to make a decent batch of cookies. My dough is cooling while I run to the store...if I fuck up the cookies for the 16th year in a row, I'm going to be pissed, I tell ya what.

I'm never baking cookies again

Ever.

Icons I made

It seemed like making icons was easier than making cookies, writing, or fucking with the tree.