[Error: unknown template qotd]My last wishes are pretty specific. If
slacker_97 or
gigglestheblood fail me, I'm going to be very disappointed.
First, I want to be cremated. Then I want
my ashes to be turned into diamonds.. After that, I want the diamonds set in a wedding set. Because I want
slacker_97 to be married again. He doesn't do well on his own. He needs to be with somebody who can keep him company. Now, here's the thing, I don't want him to tell her that her wedding ring is made from his dead wife's ashes. That's just going to be a joke between him and me. Now, I
do want a monument in the cemetery. A headstone would suffice, or some sort of statue. I want it to have my name and the dates, with the words
I did it for the LOLZ.