Sometimes I wonder if there's something wrong with me

I was reading this article about torture in the Whedonverse, and now I want to watch all the scenes she mentions, as well as a few she didn't, and write some of my own. I don't know why there's so much eroticized torture of male bodies in the Whedonverse. There are some good theories in the article and in the comments. All I know is that it really turns me on.

Creating a CV

Does anybody have any CV help, pointers, or advice? For example, if I'm applying for a job as an assistant editor at a journal, should I include some of my books under publications?

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Am I the only who thinks Death Becomes Her is the best movie Bruce Willis ever did?

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I know the lyrics are "blinded by the light/revved up like a deuce/another runner in the night." But I'm listening to the song, blasting it through my headphones, and I swear he's singing "wrapped up like a douche." I tried to re-educate my brain, I even sang the "right" lyrics very loudly, but it can't be done.

Meanwhile, I've missed The Office so much! ( Reaction stuff with spoilers )

So I got to do some work. I got to write something today, even if it's only a couple hundred words. I'm editing one story we plan to submit next week, and I feel like I've hit the wall. I got to rewrite the entire 3rd chapter, one way or the other. The worst part? I don't even have anything to legitimately distract me from working. That's why I'm posting yet again. I'm bored and have a veritable shit-ton of work to do. BAH!

Hey, John Stamos is on my television. I didn't turn it off after Scrubs, though it's on mute. I miss his rockin' mullet.