Random Thoughts

So, are all the personal lubricant commercials advocating anal sex? Not that I have a problem with the advocation of anal sex, but it's a little weird, isn't it? And the commercials are so coy and yet, so sexual. I guess that's why ad execs get paid the big bucks. I sure don't know how to be subtle and blatant at the same time.

Also? A commercial for personal lubricant (and possible anal sex) followed by a commercial for rePHresh? Not hot! "For after intimacy"? Why not just say sex? You will say "for after douching." Quite frankly, I find the word "douching" more offensive than the word "sex." Maybe that's just me.

Today my mind was drifting, and I reflected on the fact that in the 80s and early 90s, all the Harlequin heroines who were not fiery redheads with natural curls had ash-blonde straight hair. Ash-blonde. That's a strange color, isn't it? I'm not even sure what that color is. It's not gray, clearly. And why ash-blonde? Why not strawberry blonde? Why not just "blonde"? It's crazy.

I fell in the parking lot today. I was talking to a friend of mine and I hit the ground hard.I landed on my bag, so I got a huge, thick theory book to the chest. I'm not serious injured or anything. I felt like I was going to puke for awhile, and I'm a bit sore right now, but all in all, it could have been much worse.