Maybe if you had Tom-Cruise-Problems, you'd be Tom-Cruise-Crazy, too

Ok, now, I'm not saying that Tom Cruise is Hitler. Or a Nazi. But watch this leaked video of Tom talking about Scientology, and you tell me he's not treading awfully close to "The Final Solution."

Maybe one day SPs will be in history books...--SPs are people who aren't into Scientology.

Enough with these spectators. They either need to be on the playing field or out of the arena. How do you suggest getting them out of the arena, Tom?

RESPECT THE COCK! Oh wait, wrong movie. But seriously, watch this clip and tell me you don't immediately think of Magnolia.