This is a long shot, but...

Does anybody hear own the DVD of Glengarry Glen Ross? If so, could anybody make a few caps for me of Alec Baldwin during his "Coffee is for closers!" speech? I have been hunting the Internet, I've even made Jaime hunt the Internet, and we can't find anything!

I'd really appreciate it.

When looking for books about sex, the negative reviews are ALWAYS more helpful

Note:

If you only bought one book on sex positions, this would be a good book. There were many pictures showing clearly how the positions worked and the text is loaded with basic wisdom that often gets ignored in the heat of passion.

Encouraging, but doesn't really tell me what I need to know.

Versus

Having now received the book, we are appalled at the explicit photographic content, the immoral suggestions (threesomes) and the base language used to describe what we see as a beautiful, God-given act of marriage.

Hey! Now we're getting somewhere!

The book in question? The Complete Manual of Sexual Positions

I'm buying it for research purposes.

On My Mind:

Is Decker a Replicant?

Is One Of Us the lamest song ever written? And does it ever end? No one calling on the phone/Cept the Pope maybe in Rome. DIE DIE DIE

Why doesn't my cat cover her shit in the litter box? Why are cats so bad in general?

Doesn't Five for Fighting sound like Ben Folds?