My plans to subvert America.

First and foremost, I'm going to write a shitload of smut tomorrow night when I get home. Every pairing I can think of. Any situation I can think of. Canon, AU, whatever. Given the time I have and the amount I want to write, they probably won't be much more than drabbles or short fic, (under 2000 words), but hey, I've got to do my part.

Secondly, I have decided that I agree with Willow in Pangs and will not be celebrating Thanksgiving the traditional way. Instead we're going to have a South of the Border Extravaganza!!!! Tacos, burritos, enchiladas, fajitas, and shredded beef, homemade salsa, and homemade chips, and homemade tortillas. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Aren't you excited just reading it? Ok,between you and me I'm not making turkey this year because my thanksgiving dinners always suck and take too much work. Also, I really, really like Mexican food.

Finally, I am planning to celebrate my new holiday, Sexivus. We've began to make tentative plans. When we get them ironed out I will post about....but they're good plans! Wee! It's going to be the best holiday ever! All the fun stuff of Christmas plus fun sex! Woohoo!
I'm a genius. I really am.