I caught the last ten minutes or so of an old Chuck Norris movie Breaker! Breaker!. I'm not watching it with the sound, and the first thing I notice is how homoerotic it is. Though that's not what this post is about. I actually have a different concern. Why is it that the guy he's beating the shit out of patiently waits for ol' Chuck to run across the area they're fighting, gaining momentum and speed, so he can fly through the air and kick the poor dude's chest with both cowboy-boot-clad feet? The dude had time to duck.